Winning the Lottery

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Sometimes I daydream for hours about winning millions of dollars in the lottery and get so excited thinking about all the things I could do with the money.  The first thing that always pops into my mind is hiring lots of poor people who really need to work and giving each of them a hot meal and a fresh lemon meringue pie before putting them on a train to Washington and when they get off, placing them on buses to take them to the Capitol where they wait patiently for all the representatives and senators to come out so they can hit each one of them in the face with the pie and then tell them how disappointed we all are.

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