The Perfect Mother’s Day Gift

monkey bellhop, john hartnett, entertainment, entertainment humor, satire, family, rural life, comedy, advice, homespun, farm girlEvery year I wrack my brain for days and days trying to decide on the perfect gift to give to my mom for Mother’s Day because I know she won’t be around forever and I want her to know how much she means to me.  But the thing is, my mom is just so hard to shop for and after walking around and around the mall and browsing on the Internet for hours,  I finally just cave in and get her the same thing I get her every year: a dozen mice for her snake and a $20 gift certificate for Star Nails.

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11 thoughts on “The Perfect Mother’s Day Gift”

  1. I did wonder about the dozen mice; until you mentioned the snails.
    Is she French? I mean, why not throw in a horse?

    Oh… mmm… really? A $20 gift certificate for Star Nails!!!
    So sorry………………………

  2. Now that’s a Mother Day gift with meaning! I still have no clue what to get mom. Maybe I’ll just take her to the casino. Nothing says I love you mom like fighting over slot machines!

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