News of the Day, January 14, 2013

News of the Day

Rumors are already circulating that Lance Armstrong is using performance enhancing drugs to ensure he comes out on top of his interview with Oprah Winfrey regarding his use of performance enhancing drugs to win bicycle races.

Zero Dark Thirty” and “Gangster Squad” came in first and last place respectively, in box office sales after their first full week in general release. Ironically, both films feature torture as a central theme, only in the case of “Gangster Squad”, the torture was directed at the people who paid an average of $11 and had to endure the movie for an hour and forty-three minutes.

China, faced with the worst air pollution in its history, is finally taking a proactive approach to reducing smog and as of today will begin packing it into knock off Vera Bradley purses and shipping it to the U. S.

© 2013 The Monkey Bellhop and John Hartnett

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