News for the Day, July 25, 2011

The NFL Players Association and the league have reached an agreement on a new labor deal. The news has had a remarkably unifying affect on Congress, prompting them to set aside their partisan differences in pursuit of a new budget. In fact, every single member of the House and Senate signed a letter addressed to the Players Association that states, “Hey! Thanks for making us look bad.”

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