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Friday’s Weekend “One Size Fits All” Horoscope, December 14, 2012


As you approach the weekend beginning today,  December 14,  I’m pleased to tell you that the stars and the planets are aligned to the best of their abilities and doing just fine — a celestial condition which bodes well for all this holiday season —  considering an alternative scenario could include one or more planets or stars careening out of orbit and crashing into a Denny’s.

So with the Heavens giving us the “all clear”, let’s get to you generic horoscope:

Be sure to eat a hearty breakfast because it’s the most important meal of the day.  Everybody knows that but coming from your astrologer, I was hoping it might carry a little more weight.  What can I say?  I worry.

Someone will be thinking about you this weekend and will call you at the beginning of the week with an urgent request.  I can’t tell you exactly who that person is, because they’ve sworn me to secrecy.  I’ll give you a hint.  They work for a credit card company.

You will tell everyone who talks about the movie “Lincoln” that you “can’t wait to see it” and “have heard nothing but good things about it”, but in reality, when you try to pump yourself up to go,  you realize your brain has no intention of seeing “Lincoln” because it feels more like getting a homework assignment and you’ll be damned if you’re going to waste a weekend night watching some dusty history lesson — especially when you already know how it turns out — just like “Titanic” , but without any sexy actors to keep you occupied.

If you have an aquarium,  check to make sure the screen on the filter vacuum is attached securely.  One of your fish just got tossed out of his spot in the castle by a bigger fish and is having a very rough go of it.

Expect some friction on the relationship front.   Astrologically speaking, we call that prediction a lay up.

See you next week!