Thoughts While Staring Out the Window Above My Kitchen Sink: Being Married to Willie Nelson

By The Monkey Bellhop on February 15, 2013

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Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be married to Willie Nelson. I absolutely adore his music and believe he is a nice and gentle person and still very good looking, even at his advanced age. But I have to tell you, the image of going into the bathroom every morning and having to remove his hair from the shower drain just pops the whole bubble.

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filbio February 15, 2013 at 6:00 pm | Reply

LOL! Yuck! But think about how stoned you’d be all the time!
Juliette February 16, 2013 at 7:38 am | Reply

I shouldn’t read your blog until I get over my cold. I’m laughing so hard I can’t stop coughing.
Thoughts While Staring Out the Window Above My Kitchen Sink: Being Married to Willie Nelson « West Coast Review February 16, 2013 at 7:57 am | Reply

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I've always depended upon the kindness of strangers because as long as you don't know their names or where they live, you never have to spend money on thank you notes or gifts. Not much to tell, really. When I was born, my parents placed me in a small wooden boat and pushed me out into the center of the Pulaski Skyway where I was rescued and ultimately raised by a pair of opposums. Sadly, they died when I was very young. At least I think they died. From there I joined the Merchant Marines and was the only toddler in World War II to sink a Japanese battleship while being burped. When I returned to the states, I got a job at Gimbels Department Store and have been there ever since even though they went out of business in 1986. I have always valued loyalty over money and if that's wrong, talk to my wife. You'd get along famously.

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