The First Day of School


monkey bellhop, john hartnett, entertainment, entertainment humor, satire, family, rural life, comedy, advice, homespun, farm girlFor me, the first day of school offers a respite from being in constant motion.  It gives me time to contemplate life and all it’s mysteries.  It gives me time to reflect on my days as a student, and to consider what the future will bring and whether or not I’ll ever get there because in my town, IT IS TOTAL GRIDLOCK and there is nothing else to do to keep my rising blood pressure from popping my heart like a Mylar® balloon while I wait and wait and watch the light as it changes from green to red over and over and over again.

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Proof That Reincarnation Is Real


monkey bellhop, john hartnett, entertainment, entertainment humor, satire, family, rural life, comedy, advice, homespun, farm girlI read this article called “Does The Soul Exist? This Ends the Debate Once and For All”, and it was all about how they can prove that reincarnation really happens and that we come back as someone else after we die, sometimes over and over again.  I’d really prefer to live just this one life and not because it’s perfect or anything.  It’s just the thought of coming back and having to learn how to parallel park all over again already has me scared half to death.

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Will God Ever Return to Earth?


monkey bellhop, john hartnett, entertainment, entertainment humor, satire, family, rural life, comedy, advice, homespun, farm girlI don’t think God will ever return to Earth.  First of all, the universe is continuing to expand so He’s got to very busy with that, but even more important, I can’t imagine anyone who still had all their marbles voluntarily deciding to move back in with their kids.

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